Morning Cup Of Joe

August 22nd, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Your Tampa XFL team is … [YouTube]

“Hard Knocks” plays in Pittsburgh. [PFT]

Melvin Gordon and Chargers are nowhere near a deal. Should Jason Licht be calling? [CBS Sports]

Kicker controversy swirls in Chicago. What are the odds Cairo Santos ends up there? [NFL]

Joe is struggling to figure out if a “botched castration” is a good thing. This is such a twisted story. [WFTS]

Two hands on the wheel sir, please. [WFLA]

This will haunt your dreams for the next couple of weeks. [WTVT]

Man who owned caged lions mauled to death by the beasts while trying to repair a hole in the fence. [CNN]

5 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Swampbuc Says:

    No Jason Licht should not be calling!

  2. Ghost of Darrell Henderson Says:

    Imagine having a kicker named Chris Blewitt?

    How Gay is that??

  3. DooshLaRue Says:

    Imagine if Chris’s name was Richard.

  4. TampaTown Says:

    Maybe the guy in the car should visit the castration specialist. Also, is a castration fetish a thing? In my experience guys tend to be overly protective of those things.

  5. Barack's Crack Pipe Says:

    No such thing as “overly” protective when speaking of those things.