Morning Cup Of Joe

May 21st, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Ezekiel Elliott cuffed after getting into a hassle with a security guard in Vegas. [TMZ]

The Kansas City Chiefs lead the NFL in domestic violence. [USA Today]

Pete Carroll wants less instant replay. [NFL]

Here are 25 ways to improve the NFL. Joe likes one suggestion of bringing hitting back. Another good one is that there are way too many flags in the game. True! [PFT]

Top 10 candidates for NFL “Rookie of the Year.” [CBS Sports]

Former AAF investor jailed for bank fraud. Imagine that. [SI]

Igit runs on the field at a Braves game. Security lit his arse up. Looked like Derrick Brooks cracking Torry Holt’s ribs in 1999 NFC title game. [Twitter]

Howard Stern makes more money per year ($90 million) than all but one CEO of S&P 500 companies. And to think you scoffed at “Butt Bongo Fiesta,” Hank the Angry Dwarf and Yucko the Clown! [Wall Street Journal]

Wholesome story of the day: Oklahoma dancer (ahem) shows up for work hammered. Falls down twice trying to, um, work (ahem) and gets fired. So she starts rifling pool balls at her manager’s grill. Actually threw a strike once. [OKCFOX]

3 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. DB55 Says:

    Sounds like KC needs to sign McIceCream to change their culture.

  2. macabee Says:

    That’s Offensive ROY!

  3. unbelievable Says:

    LOL and people still question if Zeke is really an abusive POS or not…