Morning Cup Of Joe

May 15th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Jeff Rosen wants a call from Arizona general manager Steve Keim to tell him he’s been traded. [NFL]

Only five teams can win the Super Bowl. [CBS Sports]

Taco Charlton has ankle surgery. [PFT]

Joe Flacco said he has zero interest in being a mentor/babysitter for Drew Lock. [USA Today]

Fraternity in trouble for force-feeding (?) dog beer. [WFLA]

Confidence: Woman pulled over for going wrong way. When the cop tells the woman why she was pulled over, she tells the cop, “I don’t think so” and guns the car down the road. [AP]

Cops don’t like it when you play basketball in the raw. [WTSP]

T-ball dust-up clears the bleachers highlighted by a woman who swats a dude with a bat. [Busted Coverage]

6 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Magadude Says:

    Really funny about Rosen, and guys that think like him. He hasn’t produced anything for the Cards, but he acts they owe him something before tradinng him away. He wants a call from the GM. Fine: “Hi Jeff, Mr. Keim here. You really set us back a year at least. See ya.”

  2. Darin Says:

    Maga now youre calling him Jeff too? Maybe thats the real reason he’s pissed they called him Jeff!!

  3. Kaptain Morgan Says:

    Not saying Rosen didn’t underperform last year (because he did), but face it the Cardinals didn’t do him any favors by not surrounding him with a lot of talent. Not to mention the guy has had 5 Offensive Coordinators in 4 years (through College and the Pros); the guy has had to learn a lot of different offenses. Tough on a young college kid. I hope he succeeds mainly because the guy seems resilient and hasn’t complained through this whole process.

  4. Stonedbuc Says:

    Rosen goes from nfls worst line and a 40yo we to the nfls 2nd worse line and zero receivers…Feel bad for the dude, the cards GM is an even bigger Bafoon then Jason Licht. Luckily for josh the cardinals idoidically paid him his whole contract up front.

  5. Mike Johnson Says:

    I’m not vengeful..But I hope the AZ Cardinals get what they got comin. They fire a coach who they did not give the tools to work with after one season. Then they go out and hire an HC who had a losing record in college? Yet they give him a plethera of tools to work with. Right is right and wrong is always wrong. Rosen will do well with the Dolphins. He should thanks his lucky stars he is done with that mess in AZ.

  6. Says:

    So they are calling Carson “I can’t finish a season” Wentz a hall of famer? WTF?