Morning Cup Of Joe

April 15th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Teams that need to trade up in the first round. [NFL]

Tom Brady’s helmet banned by NFL. [CBS Sports]

AAF won’t let players go to Canada. [PFT]

Former NFL, Notre Dame running back charged with murder. [USA Today]

German authorities ban a Porsche from roadways for being too clean. [AP]

Dog causes 90-year old pilot to crash. [NBC News]

Topless, drunk Naples man jailed for eating spaghetti with his hands. [Miami Herald]

Football-sized creature eats alligator. [WTSP]

The bane of technology: Robocalls will never vanish. [Wall Street Journal]

One Response to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. unbelievable Says:

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