Morning Cup Of Joe

March 15th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Winners and losers after the legal tampering period came to an end yesterday afternoon. [CBS Sports]

Adrian Peterson stays in Washington. [PFT]

It is official: Eric Berry is no longer a member of the Chiefs. [Pro Football Rumors]

How dangerous are the Browns? [USA Today]

Universities in the state of Florida lead the nation in sugar baby students. [WTSP]

Free Coors Light (if you read the story you will see how. If Joe’s last name was “Busch” he’d rent time from various TV stations and not-stop say foul things about Coors Light which would spark chaos and riots in bars and cost MillerCoors significant cash). [WFTS]

New procedure detects Alzheimer’s in minutes. [StudyFinds]

Jay Leno laments the decline of late-night talk shows. [The Hill]

9 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Jean Lafitte Says:

    Don’t go get Berry unless you like players donning the floppy hat all the time. He’s getting rich on injury reserve. We don’t need a playa in rehab. ..pass

  2. Jean Lafitte Says:

    Yay corn syrup

  3. Alanbucsfan Says:

    Great… so banks, federal government and colleges are colluding together for their own greed so college women think they have to turn to prostitution to succeed.
    Not a good sign of things to come, people

  4. Tampa2ATL Says:

    Curious as to thoughts on Eric Berry, Joe.

  5. Clodhopper Says:

    I just read an article the other day about a woman who sells cuddling as a service. She’s using it to pay off her student loans. She claims she gets 50K a year. She also claims it’s strictly platonic. Better than prostitution

  6. unbelievable Says:

    sugar babies / daddies , etc. are nothing new. They just have websites and apps for it now. Don’t know why anyone is surprised by this.

    Especially at schools in Florida. I knew girls doing this when I went to UCF and that was over 10 years ago.

  7. stpetebucsfan Says:

    Sugar babies? What is expected in return? Are we talking fancier Mons babes?

  8. Clodhopper Says:

    How To Tell a Joke on Late-Night Shows in 4 Easy Steps

    1) Setup: Recite CNN headline. The faker the news the better
    2) Punchline: Orange Man Bad
    3) Light up “Applause” sign
    4) Barking seals and NPCs: Inject that lazy, low hanging fruit directly into my veins!!!

  9. [email protected] Roof Cleaning Tampa Says:

    Both Coors and Miller have been exposed for using Corn Syrup, in their Beer’s.