Morning Cup Of Joe

February 14th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

In the wake of John Elway trading for washed up Joe Flacco, Mike Francesa races to Elway’s defense and claims “for some reason The Internet hates Flacco” because a bunch of 16-year olds run it. [Twitter]

So now what happens with Case Keenum? [CBS Sports]

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam’s shady outfit goes after BSPN after the four-letter wrote a scathing expose of his handling of the team. [PFT]

The AAF is good for the NFL. [USA Today]

Panera’s pay-what-you-want program falls flatter than an M&Ms cookie. [Eater]

Manatee County school hires and arms combat veterans to gun down maniac shooters on school grounds. [Bradenton]

The best gloves for smartphone use. [Wall Street Journal]

Bill Gates says he doesn’t deserve to be so filthy rich. OK, Joe will help ease your burden. Feel free to wire Joe $500,000 to a Caymans account or you can hand over 10,000 shares of Microsoft stock. Joe’s not being greedy. [IOL]

2 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Wonder how much money and on campus work the parents of the manatee county charter school will be required to pay for this. I hope they never have to use any force at that or any other school, but that is not the reality we live in.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Hahaha I’m blocked? I guess my charter school comment was a blocked trigger.