Morning Cup Of Joe

February 13th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Kliff Kingsbury claims he won’t draft Kyler Murray. [CBS Sports]

The TV show known as the NFL Combine will be partially broadcast on ABC. The sooner people embrace the fact we live in a football world, the happier we will all be. [PFT]

Where should the Steelers trade Antonio Brown? [USA Today]

Article claims AAF TV ratings (which were better than the NBA) prove a spring league will work. Slow your roll, man! First, this is a winter league. It ends in April. Second, the XFL had massive TV numbers its first weekend too, and quickly bottomed out. Joe sure hopes this league works out but it’s way too early to tell. [TheBigLead]

Oddsmakers say the Bucs have 12/1 odds of drafting Kyler Murray. [Dallas Morning News]

Is this photo doctored? Dude claims he caught a 20-pound goldfish in a Kentucky lake using a Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken biscuit. This seems shady as hell. And by the way, if you haven’t had Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken, you haven’t lived. [WTSP]

Oh no, Pasco! Man jailed for battering girlfriend with burrito. [WFLA]

Stoner finds tiger. [WFTS]

4 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Phil Says:

    Darts is better than the NBA.

  2. Clodhopper Says:

    The link for the distraction isnt working, which I found very distracting, so I guess it did work…

  3. Louis Says:

    Hey Joe, where is the distraction of the day?

  4. TOM Says:

    Who in there right mind would draft 5′ 8″ midget QB. NFL bust. Hand writing on the wall. Teams BEWARE.