Morning Cup Of Joe

February 8th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Michael Vick is out as offensive coordinator of the Atlanta Legends some five days before they kickoff their AAF season — wait, the AAF doesn’t have kickoffs. [AJC]

Bob Stoops will coach the Dallas franchise in the XFL. [PFT]

Full list of prospects invited to the combine later this month. [CBS Sports]

Ten offseason questions. [USA Today]

B.J. Upton changed his name back to B.J. Upton because his wife told him to. [TMZ]

Frozen cat revived. [Barstool Sports]

Oh no, Pasco! DUI suspect dances through sobriety check. Still gets pinched. [WFLA]

Florida beach town commissioner gets dirty with city manager, grabs his junk. Trust Joe, you wouldn’t want to be licked by this chick either. #NotPasco [WTSP]

Owner of the free world, Jeff Bezos, claims the little ol’ National Enquirer blackmailed him. This is rich. Dude could have bought the publication and put everyone in the building out on the street. Blackmailed? LOL Com’ on man, your divorce lawyers can’t come up with a better excuse? More importantly, you can’t afford better lawyers? [WFTS]

6 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. joestang Says:

    news seems more accurate here than in the tampa times FAKE NEWS

  2. Clodhopper Says:

    How would Austin Powers describe that serial licker? “That’s a man, man.”

  3. Pancake block Says:

    The AJC link is bogus…wonder why mike Vick is got dogged out for the Legends

  4. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    AMI doesn’t blackmail people? Come on, Joe, you’re a tool if you believe otherwise.

  5. Joe Says:

    AMI doesn’t blackmail people? Come on, Joe, you’re a tool if you believe otherwise.

    It’s hilarious to believe AMI could blackmail one of the richest people in the world, especially when he owns a significantly bigger platform(s). Exactly how was the National Enquirer going to bring down Bezos?

  6. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    Blackmail doesn’t have to involve payment. Why does Bezos worth make him incapable of it? Sure, I’ll give you people of worth are most often extorted. A tabloid with a celebrity d! Ck picture has value way beyond the dollar.