Morning Cup Of Joe

February 4th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Why America hates Tom Brady. Joe doesn’t hate the guy. Just wish he’d retire and go live happily ever after in private with his horse-faced wife (she has to be the ugliest “super model” Joe has ever seen — there are maybe thousands of hotter chicks on Instagram). So sick of him and the Belicheats. [New York Post]

When your biggest division obstacle to world domination was Rex Ryan. [Twitter]

Lost in the tsunami of NFL content being manufactured in Atlanta last week, the NFL Network announced it will broadcast at least two AAF games a week. The first AAF game kicks off Saturday. [Sports Business Daily]

Antonio Brown says he wants to win, yet he quits on a team fighting for the playoffs. Guess his definition of “win” is different from other people. Is he wanted to play for the Rams too? [PFT]

Georgia man who raked in nearly $1 million in Super Bowl ticket scams has gone missing. [CBS Sports]

Latest Artie Lange lockup is just depressing but not surprising. Is he in your dead pool? [TMZ]

Atlanta strip clubs geared up for an onslaught last week. [The Athletic]

Your updated list of curses linked to the tomb of King Tutankhamun. [National Geographic]

17 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. B Says:

    Lowest scoring duper bowl ever!
    Where is the great offense?
    Defense still wins.
    Thank you Tony & Montey!!!!!

  2. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    Gisele is “horse-faced” ugly? I need to start buying drinks at the stables.

  3. Clodhopper Says:

    I rooted for the Pats because they’ve turned into the good guys. The people rooting for the Rams (other than real Rams fans) are rooting for them based on hate. Good guys don’t hate, but the bad guys do. Skeletor hates but He-Man doesn’t.

    The Patriots are Rocky in Rock 4. The entire country hates them. Rocky is the good guy and so is the GOAT. The crowd even chanted Brady’s name last night like the crowd eventually did in Rocky 4.

    Plus, Brady had a cool hat in his locker for a bit. haha 🙂

  4. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    Advanced philosophy

  5. TOM Says:

    Since I like the Rams & Pats I really didn’t care who won. Either way I won. If the writer of the New York Post thinks Brady’s wife is ugly he must be blind. If he’s married I’d like to see his wife. Put up or shut up. Of course I’m assuming the writer is a he. (?)

  6. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    You muster be sporting a super hangover, TOM

  7. TampaTown Says:

    I agree the Pats are under appreciated. They take all the hate, chew it up and spit it out, use it as fuel for the fire, and always win in the end. Just like our wonderful President.

  8. Clodhopper Says:

    Right on TampaTown!! Every September all the experts say Brady is done, just like all the “experts” do with our wonderful President every day. But the cream always rises to the top.

    Better watch out though. You probably just triggered our local Russian, Rhonde, and he wont let you get away with it!!

  9. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    I didn’t bring up politics, Chodehoper. You’re obsessive. EVERYTHING is about Trum p with you. I don’t kiss the feet or idolize any politician. There’s nothing I can say that can make you any bigger of loser than what you’ve done for yourself.

  10. Clodhopper Says:

    “I didn’t bring up politics, Chodehoper.”

    I’ll just file that under, “Yet another thing I said that the Russian misinterprets.” Get another interpreter, Boris.

  11. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    There’s little hope for a Chode.

  12. Clodhopper Says:

    Yes, it must be difficult when the person you’re talking to doesn’t say what you say they say. So frustrating being the worlds biggest idiot.

    BTW, your jokes are weak af for a guy thats in comedy. What is your comedic resume, the comedy section of an apartment complex newsletter? #WokkaWokka

  13. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    Can I use that one?

  14. Mike Johnson Says:

    I did not care who won this SB. Them Saints got robbed. I’m not a fan of theirs. But I call it like it is. How can a ref not make that call at such a crucial point in the game? And the whole world saw it. Many Buc fans here say, Tuff luck and suck it up. But I guarantee you had this happenned to us on a march to the SB, Most of you would be with me and a rope..searching for that ref. Its different when that so called other shoe is on..Your foot.

  15. Clodhopper Says:

    It was an insult, not a tip on how to embellish your real resume. But sure, you can use it

  16. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    You’re on fire, Chode. Keep coming with the zingers.

  17. Says:

    that chart was proof that the NFC south is a very touch division