Morning Cup Of Joe

January 11th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Was Matt LaFleur really the Packers’ No. 10 option? [Bob McGinn Football]

Bengals want to hire Rams quarterback coach Zac Taylor. [CBS Sports]

Antonio Brown is toast in Pittsburgh. How many of his three first-round picks next year will Chucky ship to the Steelers you think? [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

It’s been since 1988 that a team hasn’t had a starter over 30 in a playoff game like the Cowboys will tomorrow. [PFT]

Weirdos should keep their hands to themselves in Walmart. Then again, weirdos and Walmart go hand-in-hand. [WTSP]

Get a room! [WFLA]

Surfer fights 15-foot shark and lives to talk about it. [San Luis Oobispo]

TSA screeners quitting in droves. Damn, Joe is glad he coughed up the $85 for TSA Pre. [USA Today]

4 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Yar Says:

    If I was Bruce Arians I would be highly insulted being called Buccco Bruce.

  2. lambchop Says:

    I like how the reporter had held a straight face when talking about an old fart having sex on a car. “I gotta go report on what?”

  3. Joe Says:

    If I was Bruce Arians I would be highly insulted being called Buccco Bruce.

    He’s using it as a hashtag on his Twitters.

  4. Clodhopper Says:

    I kept thinking “Really? Y’all gonna arrest a firefighter for getting it on outside? He must have been belligerent or something.” I Kept watching the video waiting to hear he was an arse. Never happened. Then finally came the money shot, if you will: They were in the middle of the residential street at 7pm!!! LMAO. Might as well have Facebook lived it. If drugs aren’t involved I’m gonna be very disappointed.