Morning Cup Of Joe

September 21st, 2018

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Derek Carr says his heart is hurt that the Raiders traded Khalil Mack. Come on Jason Licht! You know you can get a second round pick from Chucky for Ryan Fitzpatrick. Pull the trigger Tuesday! [NFL]

“The Professor,” John Clayton formerly of BSPN, appears to have a neat new project. [TheBigLead]

In the race for most valuable sports franchise, Jerry Jones is pulling away from Team Glazer. [CBS Sports]

So Big Ben tried to move in on one of 45’s side chicks and had the door slammed on him? [PFT]

Pete Carroll doesn’t want Dez Bryant. [Pro Football Rumors]

Oh no, Pasco! Man arrives to probation office for a court-mandated whiz quiz only for officials to find he has a squirt gun strapped to his genitals with a rubber band in a bizarre effort to mislead authorities. [WFLA]

Most powerful people in entertainment. [Hollywood Reporter]

Is weed behind the booming stock market? [AP]

9 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. ATrain Says:

    Winston could get us a first round pick

  2. Clodhopper Says:

    LOL Big Ben trying to get those sloppy seconds. He musta liked those pheromones 45 sprayed onto her.

  3. Miguel Grande Says:

    NFC Player of the week twice consecutively is worth a 1st and a 3rd!

    Just do it!

  4. Dooshlarue Says:

    Wouldn’t trading GMC to the Raiders make more sense?

  5. Joe Says:

    Wouldn’t trading GMC to the Raiders make more sense?

    Chucky doesn’t like defensive players much less overpaying for defensive players.

  6. Buccfan37 Says:

    Chucky shtick got old yakking on tv, moving to Vegas to buy a casino and weed up.

  7. rob Says:

    Chucky is looking pretty bad sitting at 0-2 while Mack is just tearing up Bears opponents.

  8. Mike Johnson Says:

    Say Joe. I fon’t know if Weed is behind the stock markets. But it is behind my after work party this afternoon!!

  9. BuccaneEric75 Says:

    Chucky is starting to look like Dominick. Once you have good pass rusher, you pay him to stay at all costs. Star QBs and/or dominant DLs don’t grow on trees and they win SBs.