Morning Cup Of JoeApril 4th, 2013
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Bucs news forthcoming.
Always neat when a machete is involved in an incident. [Jacksonville]
Weird: Parents awoke to find a bloodied woman standing over their baby’s crib. [WTSP]
Sounds like this guy had a fun morning: “Police Find Florida Man High On Weed And Formaldehyde, Dancing Naked Next To Car After Crashing Into Wall.” [CFNews13]
Joe isn’t quite sure what this means: Woman beaten with XBox by boyfriend because she had a wrong star sign. [New York Daily News]
Creepy: Crystal River man moonlights as a mermaid. [Daily Mail]
Dirtbag’s glove still elite. [RaysIndex]