“I Got Hit In The Scrotum”

August 25th, 2012

There have been a lot of changes under the New Schiano Order since Bucs coach Greg Schiano took charge.

One of which is, he has tried to turn One Buc Palace into Langley, where the CIA is headquartered. There is barely no piece of information too small to be deemed classified information. Virtually everything is a state secret.

Like paranoia that pervades much of Washington, Schiano views the third estate as a branch of the KGB. Thus, he has instructed players not only to stay away from scribes away on their private time, but they are not in any way to discuss injuries.

So when Joe and the rest of the local pen and mic club paced through the Bucs locker room trying to scape up any morsel of information on injuries to Davin Joseph, Gerald McCoy and Adrian Clayborn, Joe noticed Clayborn laughing and joking with his teammates. He was not wearing any type of wrap on his arm, where it appeared early in the game he suffered an elbow injury.

So when Joe asked Clayborn, who is one of the nicest guys you would every want to meet, if he was doing OK, Clayborn looked at Joe with an ear-to-ear smile and answered, “I got hit in the scrotum,” and walked away.

Yes, Schiano has his troops well-trained already.

12 Responses to ““I Got Hit In The Scrotum””

  1. sandbagrudy Says:

    so whats technique is that? pillbag drills are paying off in new england I heard Santa claus actually died throwing the wrong sack over his back now these guys are tearing scrotums

  2. Chris Says:

    Nut shot best thing I heard all night…schiano rest all starters in game 4 thanks

  3. lurker Says:

    chris, if you hear a nut shot, you are way too close! ;)

  4. BucfanBF Says:

    Lol @nut shot
    with exception of Joseph the injuries appear minor. That’s good to hear. Nut shots still hurt like hell though. Lol

  5. Jwayne Says:

    Well….i guess thats good news lol ouch

  6. Have A Nice Day Says:

    Everyone knows the elbow is connected to the testicles.

  7. Orlandobucsfan Says:

    I guess that’s a family ending injury

  8. MOBucs Says:

    Well said Clay! Keep em’ guessing bro!

  9. gracelivin Says:

    I just rewatched the game and it was Connelly who cracked Clay in the satchel and also had that nasty low cut on McCoy, that guy is dirty for a rookie, taken it out on the D cause he was getting whipped on everyplay.

  10. St Augustine Says:

    LOL!!! @ have a nice day

  11. Illuminati Says:

    The media is the Fourth Estate. How long have you been a member?

  12. Christopher Says:

    Still of the opinion Blount suffered a knee injury last week, & this “groin” stuff (hmmm, sense a pattern?) was a diversionary tactic…

 
 

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