Morning Cup Of Joe

May 10th, 2011

Bucs news forthcoming.

Reggie Bush is digging the lockout. Trust Joe, most veterans are secretly hoping the lockout wipes out two-a-days. [Twitter]

Dolphins may run more wildcat formations. [Palm Beach Post]

Did the Dixie Chicks take a big risk in trading up to get Julio Jones? [BSPN]

The average Brit over the course of a live is hungover for five years. In some circles, this is known as “Vince Namoli.” [Daily Mail]

Cops busts shoplifter. During the booking process, the accused kindly ask the cop to hurry as not to make him late for his scheduled court appearance on another charge. [TwinCities]

Man falls off ATV and is run over by a lawn mower. [MyFox8]

Cool: Dude comes home from a night out all messed up, prepares a snack and then passes out on the couch. Problem: wrong house. Problem II: the culprit’s house is 40 miles away. [WTSP]

4 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Kevin Says:

    Wow…. Ambassador of cleavage indeed!

  2. Chris FWC :) Says:

    /b

  3. Jrock Says:

    That dude broke into a house, cooked himself a plate of food, then passed out and nobody woke up? That has to be the quietest drunk ever, c’mon!

    And yes… the birds did take a big risk on a 5-1 trade. As a Bucs fan, I’m happy with their move. I don’t think they would have used those picks as well as we would have… so why not trade the bank for a sure thing?

  4. pass the blount27 Says:

    Joe,

    I’m a big fan of your “Morning Cup of Joe” articles, but I can’t seem to figure out why…

 
 

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