Morning Cup Of JoeJanuary 11th, 2011
Bucs news forthcoming.
If you don’t pay your taxes, your dog takes the big one. [AP]
OK, follow along class: Penn State student converts from Nazism to Jihadist who calls his mom “Judas” ends up biting two FBI agents in the leg at Burger King. Oh, and “Judas” claims her son has autism issues. Got all of that? Only thing missing is JoePa. [TPM]
When your daughter is being rushed to the hospital, it might help if you don’t T-Bone the same ambulance at an intersection. [MSNBC]
After some 500 hours of use, man claims device purchased to enlarge his penis doesn’t work. [Consumerist]
Man seeking “portal to hell” stabs two women. Well, that’s a start. [KXLY]