Morning Cup Of Joe

January 11th, 2011

Bucs news forthcoming.

If you don’t pay your taxes, your dog takes the big one. [AP]

OK, follow along class: Penn State student converts from Nazism to Jihadist who calls his mom “Judas” ends up biting two FBI agents in the leg at Burger King. Oh, and “Judas” claims her son has autism issues. Got all of that? Only thing missing is JoePa. [TPM]

When your daughter is being rushed to the hospital, it might help if you don’t T-Bone the same ambulance at an intersection. [MSNBC]

After some 500 hours of use, man claims device purchased to enlarge his penis doesn’t work. [Consumerist]

Man seeking “portal to hell” stabs two women. Well, that’s a start. [KXLY]

4 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Big Marlon B Says:

    Just curious Joe, who is that girl? She is smokin

  2. oar Says:

    BigMarlon,
    That my friend is Amber Lancaster! I think she’s on Entourage and some other show Hard Times of Berger or something like that.

  3. Joe Says:

    Just curious Joe, who is that girl? She is smokin

    Former Seahawks cheerleader Amber Lancaster, an aspiring actress or some such thing.

  4. oar Says:

    Joe,
    Actress or some such thing….Exactly! Yeah she has the range of a Daisy BB gun, but is easy on the eyes!

 
 

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