Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com

June 23rd, 2014

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Start your day with the Morning Cup of Joe from HootersCalendar.com. And don’t forget to visit HootersCalendar.com for amazing videos, pictures and cool gifts. It’s Joe’s second favorite website.

Bucs news forthcoming.

Careful where you aim that thing. [13WMAZ]

So Captain Fear makes at least $35,000 a year? [SI]

Any chick who brands her children like Texas cattle needs to be sterilized. The mugshot alone tips you off. [NBC-2]

The popularity of this show is totally lost on Joe (the show actually weirds Joe out) but he knows a lot of his readers will care. A movie will be made about “Saved by the Bell.” [Variety]

An Orlando man tried to murder someone with grits. Yes, grits. [ClickOrlando]

Any scribe that uses a quote from “F Troop” in his column to prove a point should automatically receive a Pulitzer. [New York Post]

Matt Joyce trashes the pitching machine. [RaysIndex]

3 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com”

  1. Buccfan37 Says:

    The branding story reminds me that as a child of around 12, I branded my year older brother with a hot fork. he still has the tine marks on his upper chest. Why, I don’t remember.

  2. Buccfan37 Says:

    The guy who shot his penis sounds real dumb, no safety on? Man I love me some cheese grits and eggs.

  3. tickrdr Says:

    @Joe

    I already gave you kudos for using the broken wheel “cannon” from F Troop in your article about Glennon. Was I the only one who got that?

    tickrdr

    Possibly. –Joe

 
 

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