The Legend Of Joel Buchsbaum

May 8th, 2014

(This is a repost of a previously published article Joe runs as an annual tradition for the morning of the first day of the NFL draft.)

Joe’s going to go slightly personal here, a rare, albeit tiny window into Joe’s background on this holiest of high football holidays.

Joe got hooked on the draft as a kid from an alien-like voice that floated through the night air from a city Joe finally visited for the first time in September 2012.

Growing up as a kid, there were two people who turned Joe into the football freak he is today. One was Joe’s high school football coach, a guy who played for a virtual who’s who of football coaches: John Madden, Tom Landry, Gene Stallings and Lou Holtz. It kills Joe how much he has forgotten about football from a man unknown by 99.99999 percent of the populace. Joe remembers covering his first NFL training camp warmly. There, grizzled Stallings was head coach and vividly remembered Joe’s high school coach playing for him. After learning Joe played for one of his proteges, Stallings treated Joe like one of his family members.

The second source fueling Joe’s unwavering football fetish originated from an unlikely location: a Brooklyn apartment.

Joe first heard of Joel Buchsbaum on a blowtorch radio station out of St. Louis, KMOX. There, each Monday night (prior to Monday Night Football broadcasts), and Sunday nights (during the offseason), Buchsbaum, the original draftnik, would talk to strangers throughout the Midwest, giving listeners knowledge on college football players and the NFL that to this day, Joe finds unmatched – not even by Mike Mayock, not even by Mel Kiper, not even by Pat Kirwan.

People would call the show and ask Buchsbaum about (pick a player), and often before the caller finished his question, Buchsbaum would interrupt and begin rattling off the talents and drawbacks of said player, periodically invoking his favorite saying of lesser players, “Looks like Tarzan; plays like Jane.”

Pleasantries were not a forte of Buchsbaum. He was not rude, not even close, but he was very short and impatient with rambling callers.

To this day Joe remembers some guy asking Buchsbaum about (name of the player long ago forgotten), who the caller claimed was a starting cornerback at Utah. Buchsbaum, in his shrill, nasally, thick Brooklyn accent, corrected the caller almost immediately. No, the player is not from Utah, Buchsbaum said, but from Utah State. And in fact he was a backup cornerback.

This did not stop Buchsbaum from launching into why the player was not starting and why coaches didn’t start him despite the promise he showed.

Mind you this was long before the days of laptops so Buchsbaum couldn’t have Googled the player’s name in five seconds to pull up his information.

It was unreal what this guy knew. And in Joe’s circle of fellow football friends, guys who rarely if ever listened to an AM station, Buchsbaum had their attention. He was like the Rain Man.

Fast forward maybe 15 years and the Sporting News decided to find out who was the best draftnik. They researched Buchsbaum, Mel Kiper and a third guy Joe had not heard of before and still can’t remember. The Sporting News broke down each man’s final mock draft through four rounds for three consecutive years.

Buchsbaum won not only the race but he had more correct picks each year.

Buchsbaum, a recluse, died 12 years ago. In a perverted way Joe was jealous of the guy. All he did was study football, read football, write football, talk football and work his many NFL inside sources, which included at the top of the list, Bill Belicheat, who tried to hire Buchsbaum but was spurned with each offer.

So as Day 1 of the draft is here, and in a few hours or so we find out if Johnny Football will be slinging passes for the Bucs, Joe can’t help but remember Buchsbaum and that unforgettable voice.

Here’s a nugget from acclaimed football scribe, and a friend of Buchsbaum, John McClain of the Houston Chronicle.

Did you know Buchsbaum was on ESPN when the network first televised the draft? He looked like such a nerd. I imagine the network executives didn’t like the way he looked or sounded, so they hired Mel “Ki-pa.”

Chad Finn of the Boston Globe decided to dig up Buchsbaum’s breakdown of Tom Brady coming out of Michigan and with the “positives,” Buchsbaum nailed the analysis.

Positives: Good height to see the field. Very poised and composed. Smart and alert. Can read coverages. Good accuracy and touch. Produces in big spots and big games. Has some Brian Griese in him and is a gamer. Generally plays within himself. Team leader.

Negatives: Poor build. Very skinny and narrow. Ended the ’99 season weighing 195 pounds and still looks like a rail at 211. Looks a little frail and lacks great physical stature and strength. Can get pushed down more easily than you’d like. Lacks mobility and ability to avoid the rush. Lacks a really strong arm. Can’t drive the ball down the field and does not throw a really tight spiral. System-type player who can get exposed if he must ad-lib and do things on his own.

Summary: Is not what you’re looking for in terms of physical stature, strength, arm strength, and mobility but he has the intangibles and production and showed great Griese-like improvement as a senior. Could make it in the right system but is not for everyone.

Urban legend is that Belicheat, one of the few friends Buchsbaum had, took a flyer on Brady based on Buchsbaum’s recommendation. Belicheat since has acknowledged he would annually go over his draft board with Buchsbaum in the hours leading to the draft.

Joe will raise a bottle of beer tonight for Buchsbaum… after the draft and when Joe is finished banging out story after story.

Here and here and here are some cool stories about Buchsbaum.

15 Responses to “The Legend Of Joel Buchsbaum”

  1. chris schiefen Says:

    Brilliant, Joe. Was a Buchsbaum acolyte from the heyday of Pro Football Weekly. Glad to see you keeping his memory alive. My favourite player since Walter Payton was Fred Taylor, & everyone banged on Taylor in the pre-draft process (he only went #9 because of his ridiculous 40, because Underwear Olympics), & Buchsbaum was the only guy to get how good he was gonna be (top-15 rusher all-time).

  2. William Says:

    We appreciate your passion and dedication. It is the heartfelt dedication which make you great at what you do in this venue. No different than listening to Gene Deckerhoff calling our games.

    Great Stuff! Thanks “Joe”!

  3. chris schiefen Says:

    http://archive.apsportseditors.org/contest/2003/writing/over250/over25features.second.html

  4. Stu Laake Says:

    Sounds like a guy out of Louisville that plays QB.

  5. Harry Says:

    I remember reading this last year. It is great to read it again. I listened to Bushsbaum all the time when I lived in Houston. He was amazing with his knowledge. If he were alive today, I would trust him to know who the Bucs are taking over Kiper or anyone else. Bushsbaum knew his football better than anyone. Thanks for the memory Joe(s)

  6. Bobby M. Says:

    Exact same scouting report on Glennon…..

  7. Vico Says:

    That does sound a bit like Glennon.

  8. KS Says:

    Never tire of this article. Great draft day tradition.

  9. Vico Says:

    Had not read this in previous years. There will always be appreciation for this kind of thing. There are times when we get tired of the scandalous breaking news wire, that’s when a little bit of history goes a long way. Great stuff.

  10. LUVMYBUCS Says:

    Cheers to you Mr. Buchsbaum.

  11. LUVMYBUCS Says:

    (True Pioneers of the Game)

    • Bill Walsh
    • Bill Nunn
    • Gil Brandt
    • Lloyd C. A. “Judge” Wells
    • Joel Buchsbaum
    • Bobby Beathard
    • Bill Polian

  12. Tristan Berry Says:

    Sometimes, I just want a ‘Like’ button to click because I want to support a post but I know I can’t add anything to what’s been said. So…

    ‘LIKE’

  13. White Tiger Says:

    It may be the same analysis of Glennon…

    …just NOT analysis by Joel Buschbaum.

  14. Brandon Says:

    Nawrocki took over when Bushbaum died and has done a great job. I’m still waiting for this year’s copy to arrive via Barnes and Noble.

  15. loweredexpectations Says:

    joe, i rarely comment because of the barrage of 7th graders that seem to have filled this website over the last 2 years. however, my diatribe aside…

    i am so glad you have printed this article every year. it’s heart warming and a gateway into your life and others. and seeing as how i lived in NY for 3 years i know exactly the type of guy JOEL would have been. NY isn’t rude. there’s just no time for your BS. as Joel certainly knew.

    thanks for the tradition, joe. love reading this every year.

 
 

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