Order Tricia Cusmano To Your Seat

March 26th, 2014

With a new app being developed for some NFL teams, including the Bucs, you can order a Bucs cheerleader like Tricia Cusmano to your seat on game day.

Joe isn’t too sure what to think of this, but he sure as hell likes it!

Imagine the thrill of being at a steamy Buccaneers game on a September Sunday and a scantily-clad Bucs cheerleader prances by. “Damn, just how can I con persuade one of these lovely ladies to hang with me?” you are thinking.

Well, the Bucs are going to provide a way you can do just that. With a special app some NFL teams are looking to debut, you can order — yes, order! — a Bucs cheerleader to your seat.

Daniel Kaplan of Sports Business Journal reports that with the special app, you can order, among other things, a cheerleader!

Like most sports leagues, the NFL is trying to enhance fans’ enjoyment of games in-venue, countering the allure of continually improving at-home entertainment systems. The league has created a season-ticket-holder perk plan and has pushed teams to offer exclusive in-stadium video. It also requires all plays to be shown on video boards and is moving to improve Wi-Fi reception at stadiums.

Experience’s service works as a link within a team app. Teams could generate revenue with the product by charging for the upgrades and experiences purchased.

“Anything from pregame on-field, to a birthday message, to cheerleader visits, to mascot visits, to the fly-by pass, which is a dedicated lane where you don’t wait to get into the stadium,” said Jim Smith, the Falcons’ chief marketing officer. “All the experiential things sold out within the first four hours they were made available.”

Darren Rovell of BSPN then offered news that should make Bucs season ticket holders pant in anticipation.

@darrenrovell: Falcons, Seahawks & Buccaneers offering premium experiences at games, including in-seat cheerleader visits

A cheerleader coming to your seat! Can you imagine the possibilities!

Joe doesn’t know what more to add but, as much as the at-home experience beats the in-stadium experience, Joe really has no way of dreaming how to coerce a cheerleader to sit next to him on the couch.

But now with this new app service, you can get a cheerleader to visit with you at a game. Brilliant!

49 Responses to “Order Tricia Cusmano To Your Seat”

  1. biff barker Says:

    Can you rent Mike Williams’ pole too?

  2. Orca Says:

    In-game lapdances? Wow.

  3. finishers Says:

    :-):-):-):-):-):-)

  4. Luther Says:

    How is this increasing attendance if my wife can’t come with me….then again, it makes it easier to have a guys outing at the game

  5. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    Orca Says
    “In-game lapdances? Wow.”

    That’s not what they said, buddy ;)

  6. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    They should let us purchase seat visits from former or inactive players. Just so the non sexual deviants can enjoy things.

  7. bucrightoff Says:

    If the NFL can find a way to relieve people of their money, you can bet they’ll make it happen.

  8. lightningbuc Says:

    biff,

    Screw the stripper pole. I’ll need to rent the mattress!

  9. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Mons Venus “A-LA-BUC”…..

  10. Buc1987 Says:

    Cool.

  11. lightningbuc Says:

    Scantily clad Cheerleaders amongst sweaty, drunk men. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

  12. Larry Says:

    Joe,

    Speaking of cheerleaders, I’m thinking that you should host some type of cheerleader of the year competition. Bios of the girls, of course photos and even interviews on your site. You could even name the award “The Rachel” in honor of Ms Watson.

    I love the constant attention to Ms Watson, but with her retired there isn’t much new with her. I’m thinking that you could make this exciting for both the cheerleaders and the site.

    Let the cheerleaders promote themselves to win and let the readers vote for favorites throughout the year, crowning the annual winner of “The Rachel” award.

  13. Buccanole Says:

    lightningbuc Says:
    Scantily clad Cheerleaders amongst sweaty, drunk men. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

    Hah I was thinking the same thing this idea won’t last long

  14. bucrightoff Says:

    Oh I’d imagine those cheerleaders will be going up, like a stripper, with some big, buff security. Anyone stupid enough to do anything will be in for a beatdown.

  15. Orca Says:

    It does seem like a bit of a reach to order a cheerleader to your seat… I mean, for what purpose? Conversation? No, turn around so I can get a better look at your a55? Or can you squeeze your b00bs together and bend over? Seriously, what the hell are they actually offering? Are they going to give them a script? Have them deliver your frosty cold beverage? I’m just wondering, cuz it sounds like a dumb idea and puts the girls in uncomfortable situations.

  16. Mumbles Says:

    Mark Cuban predicted the coming of the AntiChrist. This is it!

  17. buc4life24 Says:

    Escort services at games…..really?! Dumb idea, unless ur the type that enjoys or needs to pay for scripted and fake conversation/company! SMH

  18. Jeagan1999 Says:

    Come on…really. I appreciate the lovely ladies who entertain us during tv timeouts, between quarters, etc down on the field…but the stadium ain’t a strip club! Go to hooters and the ladies will not only come to your seat, but bring you beer and wings, too! I can only imagine the cheerleaders feel very unsure about this!

  19. Espo Says:

    I agree Buc4life. If I want a fake conversation with a girl I can find one down the road with a hotter girl wearing less. I don’t want the cheerleaders bothering me while I’m trying to watch the game.

  20. Espo Says:

    They used to walk around the stadium before the games anyways just bring that back.

  21. Shawnbucfan Says:

    Might need to hand out Dolman law group cards beforehand .

  22. Eric Says:

    Can she come to Shore Acres tonight?

  23. Buc1987 Says:

    What if your row is full and there is no seats next you?

    Those worrying about them disturbing you while watching the game, have not been to too many games lately apparently. It’s one big text-fest in there, no one hardly watches the game anymore. It’s text this and text that. Oh I’m supposed to cheer, what just happened? Pathetic! All you fools and your idiot phones. The phones maybe smart, but you people look like idiots while using them. Enjoy the game.

  24. Chef Paul Says:

    LOL @87,

    That was the best, funniest rant I’ve ever read. Kudos brother

  25. NY Buc Says:

    lightningbuc Says:

    March 26th, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    Scantily clad Cheerleaders amongst sweaty, drunk men. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?
    —————————————————————————————-

    HA add me to the list of those thinking the same thing. I guess there’s probably not a lot of things the NFL can do to get fans in the seats, so it’s worth a shot. I would imagine security will be watching things like a hawk

  26. CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:

    If you want to increase attendance the solution is really freaking simple. Make it affordable

    $125 nosebleed seats for a 4-12 team and you’re wondering why attendance is dropping?

  27. Eric Says:

    Call Redner to redesign that pirate ship.

  28. Lol Says:

    When morality comes up against profit, it is seldom that profit loses. – Shirley Chisholm
    The NFL should watch its self it’s own greed and hubris will destroy them

  29. GlenninGrad Says:

    In football news, Allen signed with the Bears. Hopefully wont need him

  30. csidedave Says:

    @creams “$125 nosebleed seats” simply not the case. Please pay attention or at least check the web site first.

  31. Calibuc Says:

    Shut up and take my money! =)

  32. Calibuc Says:

    Shut up and take my money =)

  33. Buc1987 Says:

    CreamsicleBananaHammock…Try $30.00 for nosebleed seats. Your off by $95.00. AND like I will always remind everyone. Raheem’s team went 10-6 in 2010 and the place was still like a ghost town, with more opposing teams fans than Buc fans. How delightful, I can’t wait for that shyte to stop.

  34. WalkdaPlank Says:

    Sounds pretty desperate to be honest. If you are at a game what is there really to do? Can any season ticket holder have access to this app/service? If so, that is thousands of potential users and only 3+ hours of football to go around. Secondly it is not like you are going to get a lapdance or anything close, children go to those games. What are they going to do? Take pictures with you so you can post it to some social networking site? Cause you can do that anyday at Hooters without an app or expensive premium season package. Have a generic conversation with you before being called off to some sweaty older guy and doing the same? Just seems like a waste of time to me.

  35. Buc1987 Says:

    “Anything from pregame on-field, to a birthday message, to cheerleader visits, to mascot visits, to the fly-by pass, which is a dedicated lane where you don’t wait to get into the stadium,”

    Truth be told the visits would be a little lame. Kids might like the mascot visit, but really like WalkdaPlank stated, how do they cover X number of fans with only X amount cheerleaders in a short amount of time. I can’t see this working too well.

  36. BigMacAttack Says:

    If my row is full she can sit on my face.

  37. Andrew 1 Says:

    It’s a cool Idea I guess. But you guys don’t actually believe they are going to send these babes to drunken rowdy bucs fans alone, do you? No sir, your going to have some jimbo or two watching your every move.

  38. Andrew 1 Says:

    On the other hand, I’m not ordering a cheerleader to my seat for the sparkling conversation, so it might be pointless.

  39. Andrew 1 Says:

    @ Bucs1987

    They’re going to make it so that only an x amount of can afford it lol.

  40. MTM Says:

    This is a reach and won’t end well. I’m sure the cheerleaders just love this idea. Drunk girlfriends and wives will be in cat fights with the cheerleaders in the stands. Alright on second thought this might work.

  41. Pete 422 Says:

    That just seems weird & creepy….

  42. Patrick in VA Says:

    It does have a bit of a creeper feel to it. Plus, for people that have seats in the middle of the row, it seems like it would not only be an awkward exchange but it leaves the girls open to being harassed or even assaulted as they’re walking by.

  43. Warren Says:

    This is not going to end well. I’ll continue to borrow binoculars from the other pervs in the stands thankyouverymuch

  44. Warren Says:

    There is no bigger creep in this world than a creep with money

  45. Seth B Says:

    My guess is the cheerleaders will deliver products such as beer or food.

  46. zam Says:

    Awful. Why not just hire hookers and get the full prostitute experience.

    Who wants to take their daughter to a game? Show her what a woman can really be if she works hard.

  47. Buc1987 Says:

    zam.. I believe a lot of cheerleaders are college students.

  48. JoeBucsFan.com » Blog Archive » A Dawn Of A New Day - Tampa Bay Bucs Blog Says:

    [...] Well, with Bucs coach Lovie Smith on board, that crap is going to stop right now. Multimedia guru Scott Smith of Buccaneers.com has word that will bring Bucs fans to their feet quicker than ordering Tricia Cusmano. [...]

  49. BoJim Says:

    What a bunch of prudes. If you don’t like it, don’t get the app.

 
 

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