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Barry Switzer, man of style. [TheBigLead]

“Strip club brawl ends in leg amputations for two men.” Welp. Joe can think of worse things to get amputated in a strip club. [SFGate]

“Drunken” Jacksonville man floods three floors of a Naples Hampton Inn. [CBS Local] man”

Jets have a “good” trade offer on the table for Darrelle Revis. Joe hopes the Bucs aren’t the suitor. [PFT]

So Leon Washington is on the trading block? Hhhmmm… the Bucs could do worse. [Twitter]

So is Stu Sternberg giving Rays fans false hope when discussing David Price’s future with the team? [RaysIndex]

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Mugshot of the year. [Riverfront Times]

Cops are generally not amused when you threaten to have a Colombian drug cartel off them. [Orlando Sentinel]

The problem with trading Darrelle Revis. [Yahoo! Sports]

A Hooters ball girl fields a fair ball and no one seems to mind. Even Merlot Joe is impressed. [TheBigLead]

Fernando Rodney and his crooked cap. [RaysIndex]

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“Man enters charity’s office with bottle of whiskey; trouble follows.” [NWFDailyNews]

Just days after Dennis Rodman met with North Korean chieftan Kim Jong Eun on what appeared to be a peace mission, North Korea now wants to nuke the United States. It’s somewhat understandable. [CNN]

The new cry of Austin, Tex. police officers? “Hook ‘em, Dano!” Longhorns expected to sell beer at football games. Lord help Mack Brown. [TheBigLead]

So headache Percy Harvin threatened to walk out on the Vikings last season? What a prince of a teammate. [Yahoo! Sports]

How important is playing time in spring training? [RaysIndex]

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Naked man running through apartment complex is always a good story. [NWFDailyNews]

Running from a cop and stealing his squad car never ends well. [WSVN]

Tackle Eric Winston cut by Chiefs. Joe has to wonder why Winston will be on his third team in as many years? First a playoff team [Houston] cuts him, now the rotten Chiefs. What’s going on here? As Pat Kirwan always says, if a team wants you, they will find a way to keep you. [KCStar]

Are agents indirectly screwing players? [PFT]

Former Clearwater girl Jenn Brown has parted ways with BSPN. Hello, NFL Network? [TheBigLead]

Yet another stud Rays pitcher on the way? Remember the name “Juan Sandoval.” Too bad the Rays can’t develop a stick once every five years or so. [RaysIndex]

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Joe has swilled untold kegs of beers in his years, but never was he so hammered that he felt the inclination to urinate on a cop’s lunch. [News-Press]

Why exactly do you want to torment the police dog? [Gainesville Sun]

Joe Flacco’s best new friend is Aaron Rodgers. [PFT]

Joe Flacco and McNuggets. [TheBigLead]

Wil Myers wanted to play for the Red Sox. [RaysIndex]

What pitchers are rolling for the Rays in spring training? [RaysIndex]

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The original voice of SiriusXM NFL Radio, popular sports radio personality Adam Schein, is leaving the station to work for Chris “Mad Dog” Russo. [SiriusXM]

Remember that abject moron Mongo Sileo? He got booted from his Miami gig in less than a year. Dude is a walking case of CTE. [TheBigLead]

“Batman” apprehends fugitive. [The Times]

If you have been out of high school for at least three years and have $275 burning a hole in your pocket, you too can try out for the NFL. [PFT]

What pitchers are rolling for the Rays in spring training? [RaysIndex]

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Mike Mayock has a new top-five list at every position after the NFL Combine. [NFL]

Keeping a baby alligator in a bathtub can get you locked up. [WPTV]

If you have to choke your chicken in public, at least come up with a better excuse. In Hawthorne, no less! [Gainesville Sun]

Be careful what you lock in your car. Could get you pinched. [Bradenton]

If you can find a crazier buzzer-beater in high school basketball — for a state title, too! — good luck. [TheBigLead]

Who is going to start at first base for the Rays? [RaysIndex]

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Roy Miller is not listed among the top 112 free agents (but the immortal Stanford Routt, Bucs fans’ wet dream, is listed). [NFL]

Dallas airport hates Kate Upton. [TheBigLead]

From the mouths of babes: “Those are my daddy’s ‘hos. Click. [Palm Beach Post]

Deadspin slanders SiriusXM NFL Radio host Jim Miller. [Sherman Report]

Jets are scared of that overrated, weirdo/liar linebacker from Notre Dame that Alabama exposed. [New York Jets]

Mike Francesa and Stu Sternberg. [RaysIndex]

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Clearwater man pinched for impersonating a firefighter to get free food, drinks. Hey, Joe admires his intuition. [WTSP]

Is there anything lower than robbing Girl Scouts of their cash from selling cookies? [ClickOrlando]

Dan Connor, anyone? [PFT]

Niners already going after Darrelle Revis, which means the Jets leaked this information to drive up the price. [Yahoo! Sports]

Johnny Damon still p!ssed the Rays didn’t re-sign him. [RaysIndex]

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Oh, no. Pasco! Eighty-year old man attacks neighbor with “rusty machete” over sickly trees. [TampaBay]

What happens when you shoot yourself up and then inhale two bottles of pills and start charging people with a sword? Mr. Taser comes for a visit. [Naples News]

The NFL’s version of ethnic cleansing. [PFT]

Remember all the fuss over track star Jeff Demps trying to play football last summer? Well, he’s going back to track. [NFL]

George Brett is not a fan of Wil Myers. Like reasonable men, Brett frowns on strikeouts. [RaysIndex]

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Did Triple H have an accident last night on WWE’s RAW? [TheBigLead]

Rich Eisen explains what round he would select Katherine Webb in. [YouTube]

Early leader for mugshot of the year. [PFT]

Will Rey Maualuga stay or go? [NFL]

Tim Beckham sucks. To think the Rays passed on Buster Posney for this Beckham waste? [RaysIndex]

Here is the Rays 150-game local TV schedule. [RaysIndex]

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Richest rasslers. [PWMania]

There is some very serious, serious, serious spinning/smoke blowing going on in this article. [JSOnline]

Driver, trying to elude cops in a high speed chase, slams into a home. [WFTS]

Naked man shot in foot while trying to choke family dog. [Miami Herald]

Here is the Rays 150-game local TV schedule. [RaysIndex]