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One-night stand proves costly. Giants Shaun Rogers brings chick back to his Miami hotel for horizontal entertainment and passes out. When he awakens, he’s missing $500,000 worth of bling and his “date” is nowhere to be found. [New York Post]

Unless your ex-wife is kinda kinky, this is probably not the best way to win her back. The girlfriend thing is also another obstacle. [NWFDailyNews]

Joe finally figured out why the NFL wants to hold the draft in May: sweeps! [PFT]

The wolves are at Blaine Gabbert’s door and he’s getting hacked off about it. Meanwhile, about his play… [Jaguars]

Rays franchise value has doubled over past seven years. [RaysIndex]

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Joe just doesn’t get this fetish for tennis shoes. Joe has two pair; one when he has to work in grimy conditions and when a pair wears out he buys another. Chris Paul is making Warren Sapp blush with his sneaker fetish. [TheBigLead]

Derrick Brooks makes a cameo appearance at Chucky’s quarterback camp. [PFT]

So is this the correct new logo of the Dolphins? [Miami Herald]

Vince Young worked out at the Longhorns Pro Day. BTW, is there any non-sporting event more overblown than a Pro Day? [NBC Sports]

Scott Kazmir’s return to the Fruitdome. [RaysIndex]

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Mark your calendars: The 2013 NFL will be released in three weeks, April 16, 8 p.m. [NFL]

Keep an eye out for Carson Palmer, who may get axed over his contract in a cap-clearing move. He’d be a candidate as a Bucs backup. [PFT]

So James Harrison may just be back with the Steelers. [Twitter]

Marlins trying Groupon to get fans to show up on Opening Day. [TheBigLead]

Meet your new hottie Rays sideline reporter, Kelly Nash. [RaysIndex]

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New Jersey native jailed in Broward County for cruising down Broward Avenue in his wheelchair. [Sun-Sentinel]

Anytime Joe can use the words “Florida” and “machete” in the same sentence, it’s clickable. Video is even better. [WESH]

Thinking the Bucs will draft Tavon Austin at No. 13 is absurd. [PFT]

Titans moving to a read-option offense? [Tennessean]

Ole Miss hoopster Marshall Henderson does not like Kansas City. [TheBigLead]

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So a busty former Titans cheerleader got busted for fooling around with a teenager. This on the heels of a Bengals cheerleader heading to court for the same. Damn, Joe grew up in the wrong town! [TheBigLead]

Man needs surgery on his genitalia after an Orange County “escort” tried to… [ClickOrlando]

Richie McKay claims the NFL watering down football is not an attempt to avoid litigation. Um, kay. Who does he think Joe is, Hurt Emanuel? [PFT]

ICYMI, Ted Ginn to the stinking Panthers. [Twitter]

Alex Cobb’s strikeout-to-walk ratio this spring has been outstanding. [RaysIndex]

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What does Marvin Lewis think of ProFootballFocus.com? “… dumb ass web site that doesn’t have any idea of what football is.” [Cincinnati]

Trent Richardson apologizes for the new crown-of-helmet rule. [NFL]

Osi and the Dixie Chicks are courting. [Twitter]

Cops may like wine but they don’t like it when someone chucks a wine bottle at their golf cart. [Highlands Today]

Some nitwit runs onto the court at a non-basketball association game. Joe is shocked this doesn’t happen more often. [TheBigLead]

Is Wolverine just teasing Rays fans? [RaysIndex]

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Monkey vs. Goat. [YouTube]

Best thing about Florida Gulf Coast University basketball team making the NCAA tournament? It’s head coach married a Victoria’s Secret/Maxim model. [TheBigLead]

Oh, Pasco. Man pinched for shooting kids with a BB gun for making too much noise. Could be worse. He could have used a .45. [Tampa Bay Times]

Mike Tomlin doesn’t like the read-option. [USA Today]

What the hell is that sticking out of Fernando Rodney’s pants? [RaysIndex]

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Nothing like brawling at Chuck E. Cheese. [Sun-Sentinel]

Some 645 oxycodone pills found on woman during body cavity search. [MyFOXNY]

Idiot of the week. [TheBigLead]

So much for Joe’s favorite target to backup Josh Freeman. [PFT]

If Bud Selig had any balls, he would suspend Yankees bench coach/WBC Dominican Republic manager Tony Pena, who pitched Rays closer Fernando Rodney in his sixth straight game last night! [RaysIndex]

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Don Cherry won the weekend with this getup. [TheBigLead]

Why are people moved to punch police horses? [Sun-Sentinel]

So people get bitten in the face by women for littering in the Keys? [Miami New Times]

Nnamdi Asomugha and the Saints danced Sunday. [NOLA]

Has Jeff Niemann lost his fastball? [RaysIndex]

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For those interested in how Dashon Goldson’s contract breaks down. [TBO]

Do not try this trick shot at home. [TheBigLead]

Ahem. Elvis Dumervil may just be on the open market today. [Denver Post]

Josh Johnson is still looking for a paycheck in the NFL. [Twitter]

Is Jeff Niemann on the trading block? [RaysIndex]

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Shakeup at WHFS-FM 98.7. Justin goes solo. [Tampa Bay Times]

Are the Blue Jays bolting Dunedin? [Globe and Mail]

Best teams to never make an NCAA tournament. [TheBigLead]

Did Michael Bennett overestimate his worth? [PFT]

Careful Rays fans: Fernando Rodney may be overworked in the World Baseball Classic. [RaysIndex]

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If Darrelle Revis comes to Tampa Bay, he will no longer be known as “Revis Island.” Instead, this will be his new moniker. [Twitter]

“Cannibal cop” convicted of plot to kidnap, eat women. [New York Post]

F-bombs flew live on NFL Network last night when Warren Sapp forgot to turn off his mic while off camera. [TheBigLead]

Michael Huff might be a name to keep in the back of your mind. The Raiders cut him yesterday and if nothing else, he can play both safety and corner. [Twitter]

Ticket sales for Opening Day and a terribly misleading promotion by the Rays. [RaysIndex]