Morning Cup Of Joe

January 10th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Kyler Murray to enter NFL draft and pass on millions in baseball. Whoa! [San Francisco Chronicle]

Michael Bidwill explains why the Cardinals didn’t bring back Bruce Arians. [AZ Central]

Sean McVay, you now have competition both in your division both with your team and with women. Kliff Kingsbury winning on and off the field. [TheBigLead]

The battle between Nick Foles and Carson Wentz. [USA Today]

Colts coach Frank Reich almost promises to get into a shootout this weekend with Pat Mahomes and the Chiefs. [CBS Sports]

Former LSU offensive lineman loses leg after getting shot by dog. [Clarion-Ledger]

Smuggling kittens in your pants. [Breaking News]

Video: Overhead interstate sign slams onto moving SUV. [WFLA]

Oregon man trapped in bathroom sues Burger King for free food for life. [Sacremento Bee]

3 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

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  2. unbelievable Says:

    damn holly sonders is pretty smoking… though pretty much every one of her instagram pictures heavy has snapchat filters and/or facetune adjustments, etc. Can’t these girls post themselves without looking like a photoshopped out plastic doll?

    /rant

  3. Clodhopper Says:

    Oregon man asks for early death.