Morning Cup Of Joe

September 14th, 2018

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

[Editor’s note: Back by popular demand (yes, some readers claim they quit reading Joe because this weekday feature went on sabbatical). It will appear as usual on weekday mornings.]

Distraction of the Day.

Colin Cowturd said he “was told” Aaron Rodgers would play Sunday. Which of course means he won’t be active. [The Big Lead]

Meanwhile in Vegas, other (ahem) insiders think otherwise. [CBS Sports]

If you are a cord-cutter, you can now purchase Red Zone Channel for $5 a month on your phone. [Awful Annoucing]

There is discord in Detroit. [NFL]

You can buy a town in Georgia for $1.7 million, but why? [AJC]

Uranus, Mo. has a new newspaper in town. Beavis and Butthead would approve of the name. [KY3]

California high school football team had its water supply for practice spiked with a male enhancement drug. No word if the team’s defense that afternoon proved to be stiff. [Los Angeles Times]

8 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Bucsfanman Says:

    That is one healthy distraction! Thanks Joe.

  2. Bird Says:

    Man that picture of the cup of coffee is hot!

    Pretty sure most people were hoping for the return of morning cup of joe because of the actual pic that went with it? I get it though. The times we live in now.

  3. Phil Says:

    I for one was hoping the return of “Morning Cup of Joe” would have a picture of a Hooters girl.

  4. Locked In Says:

    ^^^^^try clicking on the distraction of the day link^^^^^

  5. D-Rome Says:

    If you are a cord-cutter, you can now purchase Red Zone Channel for $5 a month on your phone.

    Thanks Joe!

  6. horse liver Says:

    Cowturd!
    LOL!

  7. louis Says:

    How about a pretty barista serving each mornings cup of joe, Joe?

  8. gilhealy Says:

    Hey, click the “distraction of the day” link. How many times does someone have to post this. Geez. Ok, I’m done.

 

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