Morning Cup Of Joe

April 21st, 2017

Hey, whatever happened to Sabby the Goat? [WWE]

Could Sammy Watkins be on the market? [PFT]

Murdering scumbag Aaron Hernandez’s family to donate brain for CTE study. Yeah, sure. Blame his heinous acts on football. Sure. [CBS Sports]

Saying draft the best available player is just dumb. By that logic, the Bucs should draft DeShaun Watson in the first round. [Sporting News]

Bills offensive lineman Cyrus Kouandjio found “not fully clothed” after he climbed an electrical fence and told cops to shoot him. Joe thinks he can sum this up with one word: Flakka. [Buffalo News]

Colt GM Chris Ballard channeling Theo Epstein. [BSPN]

Truck drags car for miles down California freeway. [WTSP]

Tesla sued for defective autopilot software. [Bloomberg]

Google, CNN, Yahoo. Which one gets more pageviews for news? The Drudge Report! [Similar Web]

Ted Nugent visits the White House! Hope he played “Stranglehold” for Ivanka. C’mon Donnie, when are you going to let Howard Stern broadcast from the West Wing? [Washington Examiner]

China puts bombers on high alert. Russia moves troops to North Korean border. U.S. has fleets in the area. You think that midget freak of a dictator/tyrant in North Korea will catch a clue? [Defense One]

So Berkeley did the right thing and decided not to succumb to the boot of the local Brownshirts. Props! [Washington Post]

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29 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Joeypoppems Says:

    “Saying draft the best available player is just dumb. By that logic, the Bucs should draft DeShaun Watson in the first round.”

    Don’t take it so literal Joe.

    BPA = Highest player on their board. Players on the board are ranked based on need. Not that complicated.

    That is better than saying “Hey we need a RB. Cook, Fournette, and McCaffrey are gone so lets draft the next best RB even tho he isnt worth a 1st round pick because we need a RB”

  2. Tampa Tony Says:

    ^

    This guy makes more sense than Lee

  3. [email protected] Roof Cleaning Tampa Says:

    Unlikely that DeShaun Watson would be the best player available in the first round.
    And Ted Nugent is one big Phony
    He claims he has never done drugs, LOL
    He once played in a band called The Amboy Dukes
    Their hit song was called Journey to the center of the mind, it is not about meditation, LOL
    On the same album is a song called Down On Phillips Escalator
    If you take the first letter of that song, you get DOPE

  4. DallasBuc Says:

    He is also a racist lunatic narcissist with an unlistenable discography at best

  5. Dave Says:

    Exactly what I thought with the CTE mention about Hernandez. He’s been messed up since middle school, it’s not CTE.

  6. Dave Says:

    DallasBuc–
    Please stop being another liberal throwing around the term “racist” every chance you get. It’s pathetic.

  7. Dave Says:

    Every year it’s the same thing, people argue about need or best player available. It’s stupid. No team with half a brain does not combine the two

  8. BKNYfootballhead Says:

    Sc um welcomes sc um into the White House.

  9. John Says:

    All the article says is the Bucs shouldn’t reach for a safety in the first round and pass up a WR or RB. Seems reasonable.

  10. Buc50 Says:

    Dave, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see he’s racist. Stop being offended with the truth.

  11. DallasBuc Says:

    Hey Dave- please go ahead and inform me and the rest of the people reading this the last time you read a comment by me calling anyone racist?
    I’ll wait…
    This pos is a no brainer racist. Case closed. And that is a tight knit club. Fellow racist pigs really have each other’s back. Right on cue!
    And for the record you absolutely do not know the first thing about my politics and cannot glean a shred from my dislike of racist sick mfers like Nugent.

  12. ClodHopper Says:

    Yeah, I’m usually the first mofo to call out false racism accusations, but Nugent ain’t really got a defense in that category.

    Now if only people could have gotten this upset about Farakahn and Sharpton (who has said much worse things than Teddy) going to Obamas White House, we’d be getting somewhere

  13. Mike Johnson Says:

    Ted Nugent being invited to the White House by Trump?..Bout says it all. Look for the..Grand Wizard to make his White House debut shortly……. Above Posted Honey is Ok. She can come to the..All you can eat Buffet with me tonight followed by some…PT!!

  14. al121976 Says:

    I don’t think that is sabby, the name and college is different from the one that played for the bucs

  15. DB55 Says:

    Sup boys. It’s a beautiful day in Tampa bay.

    Rumor on the twitter verse is that Hernandez ki11ed himself in order to take advantage of a loophole in MA law which says if under appeal and the defendant dies they are automatically found not guilty. Hence not in violation of his contract with NE. He hopes the patriots pay out his contract (15mil) or at least his signing bonus (3mil) to his daughter.

    Rumors also has it that he might have smoked K2 synthetic mar1juana which is a straight killer, of course the FDA just approved it for sale.

  16. DB55 Says:

    Rumor also has it that trump invited Palin to the WH as an early warning system as she can see Russia from her backyard. #Smart

  17. JP4 Says:

    Dave Says:
    DallasBuc–
    Please stop being another liberal throwing around the term “racist” every
    chance you get. It’s pathetic

    Dave, not to pile on, but Nugent IS a racist, and proud of it. All it takes is a quick Google search to turn up dozens of comments he’s made that prove it.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/25/ted-nugent-loses-second-casino-gig-racist-remarks/

  18. DallasBuc Says:

    Dave is proud to defend racists like Nugent. Thinks it makes him more American somehow.

  19. dooshlarue Says:

    I’m thinking the “Nuge” dropped her panties with Wang dang sweet poontang!

  20. unbelievable Says:

    @Joeypoppems
    It’s funny that one of the Joes (Lee I think), still doesn’t understand what best player available actually means. Theres not just 1 player who is the best available at any slot, there are multiple. So you take the guy who is the best available that also aligns with a need (even if it may not be your top need).

    Simple as that.

    Re: North Korea, it was reported that the ICBMs they have been displaying were actually Russian made. Trump threatens he’s moving a fleet of ships towards NK but they were really headed towards Australia. Russia positioning troops as a sideshow. It’s all smoke and mirrors to build up more military and drop more bombs. Takes attention away from the investigations as well.

  21. Mike Johnson Says:

    As for you Hernandez crusaders..Rumor has it..He was a low life murderer! And he got what he had comin. As the Stones use to say, No sympathy for the Devil!!
    And Just-us..for all!!

  22. DB55 Says:

    Mike

    Nah I am no fan of Hernandez by any stretch of the imagination. Not only is he a gaydur but he’s a pat too. Both no-goes in my book.

    However, I am a father to a young lady and if in fact he did sacrifice his life in order to further his daughters then more power to him. I can respect that.

  23. Buccfan37 Says:

    Hernandez didn’t seem like the type of man who would spend the rest of his life in prison. Suicide is painless.

  24. DB55 Says:

    Yo Joe

    I’m heading to south beach for the weekend. I’ll send you pics for next weeks cup of joe. If you know what I mean.

  25. bucs_365 Says:

    Nugent was on Dump’s short list for VP.

  26. NFLNut Says:

    I’m not justifying what Aaron Hernandez did … but … we don’t know what effect CTE could have had? What if he got CTE when he was young, playing youth football and it screwed him up severely? You never know …

  27. Joe Says:

    I’m heading to south beach for the weekend. I’ll send you pics for next weeks cup of joe. If you know what I mean.

    Ha!!! 🙂

  28. NFLNut Says:

    AARON HERNANDEZ:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432542/Hernandez-notes-fianc-e-daughter-gay-prison-LOVER.html

  29. DB55 Says:

    So south beach certainly has changed A LOT in 20 years. Looking at girls that make miko look like mother Teresa.

 

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