Morning Cup Of Joe

March 20th, 2017

Lack of salt on fries triggers customer to throw food at workers and punch a cash register during a fast-food tirade. [The Ledger]

All-Criminal team. [Walter Football]

After a night out with Jets brass at a swanky Manhattan eatery, the Wrongo Starr of the NFL leaves Gotham without a contract Sunday. Guessing Jets general manager Mike Maccagnan sobered up. [New York Post]

Former Cowboys defensive lineman claims Ezekiel Elliott is dumb. [PFT]

Just awful: Dwight Clark has ALS. [NFL]

Blaming North Carolina state law on South Carolina beating Duke last night is idiotic. By that standard, why didn’t Florida Gulf Coast beat Florida State in the opening round of the NCAA tournament? Fort Myers is two hours closer to Orlando than Tallahassee. What next, was Jameis in the house? [TheBigLead]

Craft beer maker uses (treated) sewer water in brew. That may explain a lot. [10News]

Philadelphia cancels Cinco de Mayo festival over fears of an ICE raid. At best this appears to be profiling and at worst, seems rather racist. [NBC Philadelphia]

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23 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. MadMax Says:

    Go Gamecocks!! Baylor next!!!

  2. BucTrooper Says:

    I love how illegal immigrants are now on notice. Good. You feed off our society and now the free lunch has finally ended. One at a time. One. At. A. Time.

  3. D-Rome Says:

    Craft beer maker uses (treated) sewer water in brew. That may explain a lot.

    People try all sorts of things to create things for consumption. People swear by the taste of Kopi Luwak coffee yet the coffee beans come from the sh*t of an Asian Palm Civet.

  4. ClodHopper Says:

    They say it tastes like caramel and tropical fruit. Does that taste come from the water or the recipe? I have no problem trying cleaned up water if the water tastes like water. But if the water tastes like yesterday’s ice cream and skittles, that’s where I draw the line!! I mean if you want to be nit picky, all the water we drink is is technically treated sewage water.

  5. Mike Johnson Says:

    All this crap about illegal immigrants. How come they..come over here..and do..the jobs lazy americans refuse to do? Most of you won’t lift anything heavier than a 12 ounce beer. They are taking our jobs/ Give me a break. They take the jobs you will not do.
    Can’t really get a good look at the babe posted above. But if I ever catch her runnin thru the jungle? She can swing on this vine.

  6. BKNYfootballhead Says:

    @ Mike

    People are just ill-informed about illegal immigration. It’s currently at a 40 year low, but a multi-billion dollar will do the fix. Illegal-immagrition should be one of this country’s least priorities. Dumb politics

  7. Dave Says:

    Deport them and bring in those we want, legally.

    How about the immigrants from any nation stay where they are and make their own country better?
    That is the only way the world improves

  8. Bucsfanman Says:

    Industry “abusers” of employing illegal immigrants:
    Big Agriculture
    Construction
    Hospitality industry
    Domestic industry
    Common denominator? Well, these industries are owned by someone!
    Also, point of fact: Prior to 1848, if you were not living east of Texas, you were, in fact, living in Mexico!

  9. Buccfan37 Says:

    Out of work Americans would take those illegally held manual production labor jobs if the pay was a living wage that covered life’s basic necessities, like food, shelter and basic healthcare.

  10. Buccfan37 Says:

    News to me that SC beat Duke in NCAA. FSU got plastered by Xavier, lol. Knock off the ACC biggies. Perfect so far.

  11. Buc50 Says:

    “They say it tastes like caramel and tropical fruit.”

    Clod when I read that I thought you were talking about the picture then realized you guys were talking about freaking beer…yuck

  12. unbelievable Says:

    @buccfan37,

    So then isn’t the issue really the companies that hire illegals and pay them almost-slave wages, instead of hiring Americans and paying them a livable wage?

  13. ClodHopper Says:

    Lol Buc50

    I’m sure she tastes like caramel and tropical fruit also. But she taste like ice cream and skittles of today and not the ice cream and skittles of yesterday

  14. Bucsfanman Says:

    @unbelievable- Exactly!

  15. Buccfan37 Says:

    unbelievable.. you are right. I’m waiting for prices to drop across the board for everything. I know, good luck before the dollar is worthless. The gouging escalates to the level of the radiation belts surrounding Earth. The radiation here on Earth in counts per minute has climbed steadily everywhere in this nation since Fukushima. I read your reference to Fukushima recently. The counts are sometimes a thousand times normal in many cities, being called a possible extinction level event. Not much mention, if any about this event from the msm. I mean the Pacific Ocean dead of sealife, or real close to it. I never earned a living wage, the fact that I have survived this long is testament to being cheap and frugal. Working for some who is cheap and frugal gets you nowhere, closer to the poorhouse. Goldman Sachs still calling the financial swindling, Janet Yellen blubbered through Fed rate hike gibberish. It’s an industrial sized swamp that needed draining, The untouchable spy and war swamp consider themselves at the top of the pyramid. Obviously they are.

  16. DB55 Says:

    Was ICE on stand-by for St. Patty’s day too or are those illegals okay? Asking for a friend.

  17. unbelievable Says:

    37-

    The problem is there is so much contradicting info about Fukishima out there. Besides hearing almost nothing about it on the news, you’ve got most organizations like WHO, UNSCEAR, and WHOI saying that the radiation levels are minor, and not any higher than the amount of radiation you get from many every day elements.

    lol DB! Don’t forget they were slaves too lol

  18. unbelievable Says:

    c’mon Joe this is getting ridiculous. every comment, every article, every day this week, regardless of content…

  19. Buccfan37 Says:

    DB55.. I like legal Mexicans, don’t care about building a wall. I have lived in Mexican neighborhoods in California for a few years. I have a sister there, she just flipped from a staunch lifelong Democratic voter to a Trump voter. Never thought that would happen. The majority voted Trump, that’s why he is there. Either that or Trump was the plan all along.

  20. bucs_365 Says:

    Buccfan37 Says:
    March 20th, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    The majority voted Trump, that’s why he is there.

    Uuuhhh, fact check. Remember? Hillary got 3 million more votes, and there were several million other votes for Johnson and Stein… The majority of the electoral college voted for the assclown, but a minority of the people.

  21. Buccfan37 Says:

    bucs_365… I don’t trust the given voter numbers.

  22. Buccfan37 Says:

    How brainwashed were the American voters in 1972 to give Nixon a 49 state majority voters edge over Vietnam antiwar candidate McGovern? Either Clinton would fail against the honesty that George McGovern revealed. The Democrats have never recovered their base. Slick Willy and Obama, even wide smiling Carter were all Republicans.

  23. JP4 Says:

    Business as usual in the US. Everything is either a huge, decades-long Illuminati conspiracy, or else, everybody is just stupid and selfish and racist and apathetic.

    Life doesn’t exist in black and white like big media and the politicians want to paint it. There are good and bad illegal immigrants, good and bad legals, and good and bad US-born. The problem is not simple (get rid of illegals, build a wall) it’s not easy (make all US business owners pay top dollar for labor) and it’s not even practical (make govt prove there is no big conspiracy).

    People need to find a better alternative to these arguments than placing their trust in media or politicians. People need to talk about it without labeling each other as ‘morons, enemies, & traitors to the US’. Like I said, it’s not as simple or easy as everybody DESPERATELY wants it to be. Real life is not a Hollywood blockbuster franchise movie where all the problems are fixed in 2 hours.