Mike Evans Yacked

May 16th, 2014

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For wide receivers, especially now with rookie stud Mike Evans on board, the offense of the Bucs will be all about the YAC.

Unfortunately today for Evans, it began with the yack. As in tossing his lunch. Loosing it. Ralphing.

It was an unusually cool, yet bright, sunshiny mid-May afternoon in west-central Florida, and Evans threw up during conditioning drills. Just tossed.

He offered that he isn’t in shape yet, which will change. It better.

Evans is from Galveston, Tex., on the gulf coast just south of Houston, where in the summertime, it is equally as humid as Florida and quite possibly hotter.

What amazed Joe is that even after heaving, Evans was without question a man among boys with his fellow rookies, even making a circus one-handed catch.

Joe isn’t worried about Evans getting used to Florida weather. He is used to the same weather back home. And if, after vomiting, he was able to dominate like he did today (granted, no pads; practicing in underwear), Evans will be just fine.

14 Responses to “Mike Evans Yacked”

  1. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Evans yacked his lunch….Johnny probably yacked his adult beverages….Maybe ASJ will yack his way to 260!!!

  2. pablo Says:

    YAC? MIKE EVANS?? Those 2 words shouldn’t even be in the same sentence… If we wanted YAC we should very traded up for Sammy Watkins. . Evans will just be limited to jump balls

  3. Willy the Purple Helmeted Warror Says:

    He Pucked! Was he doing wind sprints? sounds like he might have been doing the dreaded 16! lol.

  4. BoJim Says:

    Crap. Now we got that to worry about. What if yacks in preseason? Or in a GAME??? We’re doomed. Doomed I say.

  5. LUVMYBUCS Says:

    ScHoolboy Q – Man Of The Year

  6. Buc the Haters Says:

    Pablo, Mike Evans has never been caught from behind in his career, so he will be taking alot of those jump balls to the house. & Evans 20-yard shuttle time was 4.24 & watkins’ was 4.34….. Evans has more quickness to make a quick move & and house it with his good top-end speed. And that = YAC. I bet he ends up actually having more YAC than sammy does next year. Watch. (don’t hate bruh)

  7. Buc the Haters Says:

    Omg Joe, please don’t delete this link… It’s an awesome little article about Sammy…. http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/21oh8w/sammy_watkins_possibly_overrated_a_quick/

  8. Destinjohnny Says:

    It’s hotter in the great stTe of tejas

  9. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    @ Buc the Haters

    Thanks…..great article.. I wanted Sammy @ 7 but I am very happy to have ME13….

  10. mpmalloy Says:

    Malloy can relate.
    New, higher level, higher expectation jobs are a beyotch.
    Malloy is in a similar situation to Evans.
    Honestly I would attribute the yakking more to the stress
    of performing at a new job than to heat
    (although Florida has much higher humidity than Tejas).
    Evans is a beast. A veritable Megatron if you will.
    Malloy actually finds this to be a good thing.
    It means Evans is really really giving 110%.
    Go Bucs!

  11. Buc the Haters Says:

    Tbbf.. Yes, sir. Me too

  12. Dougy balls Says:

    Great link bucs hater Evans looking to be the best pick in the draft

  13. Dougy balls Says:

    Fire the fucn cannons !!!!

  14. Tank4Jameis Says:

    Buc the hater…
    Too bad Vegas doesn’t offer that bet. I’d put a grand on sammy.

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