Morning Cup Of Joe

August 17th, 2011

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Bucs news forthcoming.

Partying, yachts, mansions, payoffs, bounties, non-basketball association playoff tickets, strippers, whores and an abortion. If that doesn’t scream “Hurrigangsta,” Joe’s not sure what does? C-A-N-E-S…CANES! [Yahoo! Sports]

Jim Tressel says he wants to coach again and was sniffing around Browns practice. Ruh, roh. [Browns]

Crazy Channing Crowder not a big Chad Henne fan. Joe believes there’s not much room on that bus. [PFT]

Bill Belicheat swears the NFL suits told him they want to eliminate kickoffs altogether. [CSNNE]

Why did Colt McCoy slice up the Packers last week? Because Brett Favre coached him up this summer. [Cleveland]

6 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Hawaiian Buc Says:

    I can’t believe you didn’to put Eli Manning’s comments in the Cup of Joe today (when he said he is in the same class as Tom Brady)!

  2. chrisfwc :) Says:

    @Hawaiian ‘Aw, hush-puppy Peyton. I am better than you and Tom.’

    FAV RAY coached someone? Are you sure he didn’t text the Packers pics of his manhood and make them laugh their way to a loss??

  3. CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:

    The U is Scr-U-ed.

    You know, it’s amazing…..Terrelle Pryor might not be allowed to enter the supplemental draft, but these Hurricanes that are already playing in the league are just grandfathered in, I guess? Roger Goodell is a joke

  4. Mauha Deeb Says:

    I don’t know why it is such a big deal for college kids to take make a little something while in college. Just a bunch of greedy ass colleges wanting all the money for themselves. Ridiculous.

  5. Joe Says:

    Mauha Deeb:

    Not sure if you read the explosive story produced by Yahoo, but this is far greater than “make a little something.”

    Paying players to maim opponents. Paying players to rack up penalties. Paying strippers/whores to get an abortion because they got knocked up on the job you paid them for by a U player?

    This may be the most sordid of college scandals Joe has ever read.

    It’s one thing to get a $300 handshake. Quite another for the stuff that was alleged to have gone down in Miami.

  6. OAR Says:

    Would that “make a little something” be in addition to their free ride through college?