“King of Turds” May See More Playing Time

September 24th, 2008
Joe doesnt care how solid Jerramy Stevens plays, hes still the King of Turds and should not be in the NFL much less playing for the Bucs.

Joe doesn't care how solid Jerramy Stevens plays, he's still the "King of Turds" and should not be in the NFL much less playing for the Bucs.

While Joe has no use for the “King of Turds,” Joe can see the guy makes big plays. He just wishes the “King of Turds” would be making those plays during filming of a real life version of “The Longest Yard.”

Despite the fact “The King of Turds” is a piece of human debris, Joe Smith of the St. Petersburg Times writes that Chucky may be giving “The King of Turds” more playing time due to his clutch play.

But if Stevens continues to make big plays like he did in Sunday’s overtime win over the Bears, he could find himself featured even more in the Bucs offense.

The Bucs have sought consistency in their receivers. Stevens can help there, as the 6-foot-7, 260-pounder boasts a skill set akin to a receiver, with his speed and pass-catching ability. But his size creates matchup problems, as Stevens showed Sunday.

While Joe (not Joe Smith) was beyond giddy at the Bucs overtime win Sunday, he cringed when he heard the name “Jerramy Stevens” called. The guy is a dirtbag and has no business being in the NFL, much less the Bucs.

Oh, Joe wanted to remind fans that Stevens is the “King of Turds.”

One Response to ““King of Turds” May See More Playing Time”

  1. Chris Says:

    Of course the ‘King of Turds’ will get more playing time. He’s helping Gru keep his job! Gru knows this piece of trash can run a route and catch. He plays like a WR but the size of a TE.

    He’s a mismatch and D coordinators fear mismatches like this.

    LBs can’t cover him and it takes a really good CB to take him on.